schlong jockey

Meaning : One who partakes in the act of taming, domesticating, and ultimately the riding of a penis of a substantial length and girth. Not to be confused with the rider of a schlort, or a schledium; only the schlong rider deserves to be graced with this unique and entirely heterosexual moniker.

Example : David, you schlong jockey, I can’t believe you actually sent that email to ITS!

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