Result for keyword "schlort"

schloaked

when a guy's small penis gets soaked with water...

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schlength

the length,or lach thereof, of a schlong/schlort....

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schlasive

A massive schlong, as apposed to a schlong, a schlort, or a schledium. Longer than a schlong...

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schlort

A very very small tube steak. opposite of schlong....

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schlumongous

A huge dick. Bigger than a schlong or schluper....

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Dickkolo

A small dick. Derived from the word piccolo (=a small flute)....

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stumpo

Short, Stumpy, Lame, Small, Wrinkled (And I'm not talking about a person's height) Also known as a schlort, dwarfwang or midgetdick...

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Schmassive

A schmassive is a penis of such substantial size it can often be compared with objects such as an Inter Continental Balistic Missile, a zeppelin, a submarine up to such a scale its testicles could be the...

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schlaverage

having an average sized penis, according to chacha its about 5 inches...

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shmeckle

a tiny dick see pinny...

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Potato Dick

A rare form of erectile disfunction. Refers to a penis that is unable to change consistencies. A penis that is always hard, erect, schlong, fatty, boner, huge, or grabbing an apple. Or a penis that...

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Charl

A man who is quite simply perfect. Often prone to suffer from fatigue....

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schlobongalong

An extremely big penis...

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holy schlit

having an abnormally huge penis, so big that you could effectively satisfy a prostitue that has 10 years of experience...

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peenis

the body part between the boy's legs...

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Schlong

A penis which is a fairly good length. As opposed to a schlort, or a schledium....

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schliny

having a penis so small that its almost not visible, its barley even pleasing...

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Asian Masturbation

The act of watching porn and reading Wikipedia at the same time....

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shimp

a big headed tall person with big goofy ears and looks mentally handicapped...

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Schlinky

n. pl shlink.iesA combination of the word schlong and the once popular toy slinky. It is a name given to a small penis often because of its shriveled up appearance. The term is the opposite of a schlong....

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